Some Serious Real Estate Happening Here!

Melbourne buyers advocateWell, we just had our very first Melbourne property advocate come in to view the place. Do you know what that means? We’re moving up in the world!

We put a lot of effort into making the penthouse suites as nice as possible, but currently, Catrina is the only person who lives in one of them. We’re so conveniently located, and the whole cat gimmick really drives up the potential interest. We actually have some very high-value properties here in the Club, and I couldn’t be happier. This was all part of the plan for the place…but it’s not enough. Sure, we have some nice apartments up there in the penthouse, but the ones down below aren’t fetching the price that i would like, renting or buying. My dream for the Club is far from being complete. I want property advocates swarming ALL over this place, complimenting how our Club is the most desired and exclusive piece of real estate in the city. Everyone will WANT to live here, regardless of whether or not they love cats, but they can’t. We’ll become a class unto ourselves, looking down upon the city from our Kitty Tower of Splendour and laughing at those who wish to join us, but cannot.

Of course, these aren’t the most popular opinions around. In fact, I confided to Judy over breakfast yesterday, and she said my dream makes me sound like a total megalomaniac. I managed to play it off as a joke, but it seems like I’ll need to be more careful in the future…maybe work at my goals from the shadows. There are still some buyers advocates to assess the penthouse suites, so that’s my next objective. Get in close, turn on the charm and find out what REALLY makes a property desirable in this great city. They’ll all thank me in the end, of course. I’ll be the one making this Club as great as it could possibly be.