All I Ask is For a Marine Fabricator

People keep saying that the only way I’ll ever be married is if a man comes out of nowhere and sweeps me off my feet. To them I say…that’s not going to happen. Or rather, if it does, I’m going to smack him right in his smug, presumptuous face and tell him to unhand me […]

Almira’s Secret Luxury Interests

The one thing I really like about this club: equality. I’ve seen the original plans, and they very clearly stated that all the single apartments were to cost the same, all the doubles, triples…we’d all be one happy family united by our love of cats and divided by nothing in particular. So it’s not like […]