The Blue Rock

So, it seems I’m a Bionic Cool now. The blue one, which is cool, I guess. I didn’t realise those toys and movies were based on real life. I tell you, my fifteen cats were pretty shocked when I underwent my transformation. Hopefully, none of them got out through the window I had open. I […]

Cat-Mobile Broken

Secretly, I’ve been going out at night and fighting crime as a vigilante, like Man-Bat from those comic books. I leave my thirty-seven cats in the apartment with Ms Cranberry (she thinks I am going out to see my secret lover, but that couldn’t be further from the truth – I’m totally single). It’s been […]

Fate of Earth

I can’t believe we’re here already. This is Tybalt Way, reporting live from the race tracks of Gasmoxion, where expert mechanic Magnus Opus will race against Nitrous Dioxide for the fate of the world. My co-host, typing in italics, is the incredible Harry McGillon.   Let’s jump straight into this one. Two racers. One winner. […]

Orange is the New Car

You’ve been behind the same car for over twenty minutes now. Out here on these long country roads, that’s hardly unheard of – it’s not as though there are that many places to turn off, unless you live on one of these stations or are going to see a man about a sheep. Still, you […]

Beige Against the Machine

There’s a powerful charm to neutral colour schemes, which often goes unappreciated by more brash types than myself. In fact, it seems it’s a select few who can truly appreciate the regal radiance of a classic beige, or the subtlety and depth of perfectly mixed off-white. I’m forever having to fight colleagues on this, fending […]

Spreading Rumours

I can’t believe what Mrs Anderson has been saying about me! She has been spreading rumours that I love Tinkerbell, my new tabby cat, more than all the other cats in my apartment. Why it’s preposterous, I tell you. I love all of my little fuzz balls equally. But now everybody in this apartment block […]

One Step Closer

We’re working hard to make this a true community, rather than a group of people who live together and get along. That’s great, but we want to Catamount Club to be more! Obviously, things are moving apace and I’m proud of what we’ve been to accomplish so far. We have our regular group breakfasts, which […]

Everyone, To Canberra!

What I’m thinking is this: why don’t we take the Club…and move it to Canberra? Genius idea, right? I know that the logistics might be a little dicey, but I’m willing to cope with that if everyone else is. It’s just a building, and a few paw prints over the windows can be sacrificed if […]

Cooling for All

Seeing how everyone here runs around like headless chickens whenever the temperature gets above 22, I’m thinking we need to do something about it. I know, I know…some people here are elderly, and they need to be cool. Some people here are not elderly but wimps, and they also need to be cool. Me? I’m […]

Hoover that Hair

I like cats as much as the next person- and the next person along from me is number 56, Jamelia Spencer, a lady who loves cats so much she knits us all tea cosies from the shedding of her own, Moxy- but I still think there needs to be something done about the hair issue. […]