Just Leave the Windows to Me

I’ve been into interior design since absolutely forever! Actually…there was an inciting incident. Mum used to be well into her house shows, everything from ‘Home Swap’ (that’s the one where a couple is randomly chosen, drugged and their home is moved via forklift to a new location overnight), ‘Escape to the Country’ (the one with […]

One Day, Cat Hairdressers Shall Be the Norm…

I had a wonderful dream last night, one in which all my dreams came true. In my dream! Imagine that. But I’ve always had this idea that pets should be treated the same as people, in…most ways. Most ways that matter. I love going and getting my hair done, for example, but every time I […]

Nets for the New Sports Room

I can’t wait for the next council meeting, and not only because Nettie has started making her family recipe blueberry and white chocolate scones. Actually, strike everything I was going to say…those scones are actually reason number one why I go to those meetings. But on the opposite side of eating calories and gaining weight, […]

These New-Fangled Medical Procedures

It’s nice that the Club has offered me a job. I had a day to spare in the week, and it’s always nice getting some extra income right where you live. I mean, I guess it’ll cause everyone to start asking me things over breakfast, and in the hallways, and when I’m getting in my […]

High-Tech Medicine for Everyone

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it…no longer. The Club FINALLY has some real medical facilities! Well, it’s definitely a good start, even if it’s not a full-time and it’s not quite hospital grade. There’s a lovely girl on the fourth floor who said she’s happy to pick up an extra couple of days, […]

Energy for the Club

I’ve been looking at the figures…mostly because no one else will. And look, it’s not like the Club is the WORST energy-user in the city of Melbourne, but we’re doing pretty badly in that regard anyway. The lights in the corridors are always on, and they’re very powerful. People use the elevator far more than […]

Darkened Windows for a Darkened Soul

It might be strange, me living here, but I value my privacy. I’ve never been the most social of people, so I’ve thus far resisted the temptation to join in on all the group activities. These are nice people, but…it’s always just been me and Timothy, my ginger tabby. We have each other for company, […]

Some Serious Real Estate Happening Here!

Well, we just had our very first Melbourne property advocate come in to view the place. Do you know what that means? We’re moving up in the world! We put a lot of effort into making the penthouse suites as nice as possible, but currently, Catrina is the only person who lives in one of […]

LED: The Answer to All Our Problems

Ideally, you don’t want your household items to explode. You might even call that an unwelcoming atmosphere, so when it happens twice in a week, in a public walkway? That needs thorough inspection. We want the corridors of the Club to be places that can be traversed without exploding lights. I do health and safety […]

Plans for a Lovely Little Salon

So many plans, and there’s so little time! We’re actually okay for funds at the moment, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be careful. The Club isn’t going to grow unless we’re smart about how we spend our money, so we can’t just go splurging on tennis courts and saunas until we have a solid […]