I’ll Just do ALL the DIY

I don’t feel like people here do much DIY. I’ve had a look around the car park and there are a lot of…well, let’s say cat-friendly vehicles. Very small, economical, not exactly family-oriented. Made for one cat and one person, and that’s mostly it. We have a few families here at the club, but most […]

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Lovely Bathrooms for All Species

As I’ve been telling people continuously ever since I arrived, my Arabella has a very shy bladder. Even at home if I want her to do her business, it has to be properly curtained-off, in a quiet spot and preferably in comfortable surroundings, with her favourite colour scheme (sunshine yellow) and the recorded sounds of […]

Watch Out for the Windows!

Goodness, we really ARE coming into winter. Silly little bits of rain showers we’re having, makes things so unpredictable. I feel like such an idiot walking around with my umbrella while the sun is shining, even though I know it could take a turn for the worse at any moment. Oh, but you just never […]

Listen to me when I talk

We all have our little pet peeves. Things that annoy us just that little bit more than they should. Sometimes that irritation can get to the point where, occasionally, we’re forced to stop and wonder where the problem really lies. Is the person the problem, or are we? In this case I’m almost one hundred […]

Everyone’s Going to the Beach!

Cannot believe that Carla would suggest a fishing trip, of all things. I don’t care who she knows, or how many fishing boats they own. They could own a fleet of luxury cruisers, and my objections would still stand; a fishing trip just doesn’t work for our residents. Just think of all the cats who […]

The Secret Underground Playground

Well, THAT solves the issue of where all the cats have been going to! I’ve had my hands full for the past three days, leading search parties all around the building in search of the disappearing kitties. They’d just keep showing up, without any clue as to where they’d been, which made their owners worried […]

Starting My Own Salon

Clients have been hard to come by lately, for whatever reason. Perhaps I just come on too strong with my pitch? I tell you, starting a cosmetics business is all work, work, work, and in a world obsessed with superficial beauty standards, you’d think things would be a just a little bit easier. When I […]

Window Repair Before TV

Sometimes, cats aren’t everything. There are other things in life…like television. Actually, the two of those can be combined quite easily, so I’ve found, which is why we have Friday nights as the dedicated television watching night in our household. Usually it’s just me and Felis, but sometimes we invite other cats around. Humans are […]

Keep the Pests Out of the Club

If we’re not careful, we’re going to get slapped with some kind of health and safety violation…code…thing. I’m no safety inspector, but I’ve noticed a few potential hazards around the place that I think the ruling council needs to know. There’s no use planning fishing trips and installing tennis courts when a person is tripping […]

Really Missing Trevor!

Trevor hasn’t been around a lot recently. When I was living back at the old place, he was around every week to take care of the petunias and make sure the sparrows weren’t kicking too much bark on the path. Now that I’ve moved into the Club, I was terribly heartbroken when I thought that […]