Cat-Mobile Broken

Secretly, I’ve been going out at night and fighting crime as a vigilante, like Man-Bat from those comic books. I leave my thirty-seven cats in the apartment with Ms Cranberry (she thinks I am going out to see my secret lover, but that couldn’t be further from the truth – I’m totally single). It’s been […]

Fate of Earth

I can’t believe we’re here already. This is Tybalt Way, reporting live from the race tracks of Gasmoxion, where expert mechanic Magnus Opus will race against Nitrous Dioxide for the fate of the world. My co-host, typing in italics, is the incredible Harry McGillon.   Let’s jump straight into this one. Two racers. One winner. […]

Orange is the New Car

You’ve been behind the same car for over twenty minutes now. Out here on these long country roads, that’s hardly unheard of – it’s not as though there are that many places to turn off, unless you live on one of these stations or are going to see a man about a sheep. Still, you […]

Spreading Rumours

I can’t believe what Mrs Anderson has been saying about me! She has been spreading rumours that I love Tinkerbell, my new tabby cat, more than all the other cats in my apartment. Why it’s preposterous, I tell you. I love all of my little fuzz balls equally. But now everybody in this apartment block […]

Automotive Know-How Would be Nice

It can be said that we’re short on  mechanics. I suppose that’s not so bad, because we’re also pretty short on cars. The Club only has a limited amount of parking spaces, and all of them are currently occupied by people who are paying for the privilege. There’s a little bit of on-street parking, but […]