If we’re not careful, we’re going to get slapped with some kind of health and safety violation…code…thing. I’m no safety inspector, but I’ve noticed a few potential hazards around the place that I think the ruling council needs to know. There’s no use planning fishing trips and installing tennis courts when a person is tripping […]

GROSS. Gross, gross, disgusting. Only a week at the Club, having a great time and suddenly I wake up one morning to find my kitchen bench coated in ants AND bugs. Like, the bad kind, the little black and white ones. You know what I’m talking about, right? The saving grace of this situation was […]