Energy for the Club

I’ve been looking at the figures…mostly because no one else will. And look, it’s not like the Club is the WORST energy-user in the city of Melbourne, but we’re doing pretty badly in that regard anyway. The lights in the corridors are always on, and they’re very powerful. People use the elevator far more than […]

Darkened Windows for a Darkened Soul

It might be strange, me living here, but I value my privacy. I’ve never been the most social of people, so I’ve thus far resisted the temptation to join in on all the group activities. These are nice people, but…it’s always just been me and Timothy, my ginger tabby. We have each other for company, […]

Some Serious Real Estate Happening Here!

Well, we just had our very first Melbourne property advocate come in to view the place. Do you know what that means? We’re moving up in the world! We put a lot of effort into making the penthouse suites as nice as possible, but currently, Catrina is the only person who lives in one of […]

LED: The Answer to All Our Problems

Ideally, you don’t want your household items to explode. You might even call that an unwelcoming atmosphere, so when it happens twice in a week, in a public walkway? That needs thorough inspection. We want the corridors of the Club to be places that can be traversed without exploding lights. I do health and safety […]

Plans for a Lovely Little Salon

So many plans, and there’s so little time! We’re actually okay for funds at the moment, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be careful. The Club isn’t going to grow unless we’re smart about how we spend our money, so we can’t just go splurging on tennis courts and saunas until we have a solid […]

The DIY Guy for Me

I do love a man who knows his DIY…mostly because it gives us an activity that we both like to do. Last guy I dated was really nice and all, paid for all our dates even when I said I’d go halves and was just generally really considerate. And then he made the mistake of […]

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All I Ask is For a Marine Fabricator

People keep saying that the only way I’ll ever be married is if a man comes out of nowhere and sweeps me off my feet. To them I say…that’s not going to happen. Or rather, if it does, I’m going to smack him right in his smug, presumptuous face and tell him to unhand me […]

I’ll Just do ALL the DIY

I don’t feel like people here do much DIY. I’ve had a look around the car park and there are a lot of…well, let’s say cat-friendly vehicles. Very small, economical, not exactly family-oriented. Made for one cat and one person, and that’s mostly it. We have a few families here at the club, but most […]

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Watch Out for the Windows!

Goodness, we really ARE coming into winter. Silly little bits of rain showers we’re having, makes things so unpredictable. I feel like such an idiot walking around with my umbrella while the sun is shining, even though I know it could take a turn for the worse at any moment. Oh, but you just never […]

Listen to me when I talk

We all have our little pet peeves. Things that annoy us just that little bit more than they should. Sometimes that irritation can get to the point where, occasionally, we’re forced to stop and wonder where the problem really lies. Is the person the problem, or are we? In this case I’m almost one hundred […]