I’m thinking of bringing up the idea of a movie night next time we have a meeting. Not a bad idea, right? It’d help us get to know each other a bit, but then you don’t exactly have to talk much during a movie. There’s a great space on the third floor that’d be great […]
Almira’s Secret Luxury Interests
The one thing I really like about this club: equality. I’ve seen the original plans, and they very clearly stated that all the single apartments were to cost the same, all the doubles, triples…we’d all be one happy family united by our love of cats and divided by nothing in particular. So it’s not like […]
Fixing my imperfections
It’s finally time. Mum promised me that, the day I turned twenty, I could decide for myself if I wanted any type of cosmetic surgery and I think I know what I’m going to do. My whole life, I’ve been a very self-conscious person. I was teased all through primary school for having buck teeth […]
Antennas Through the Years
I may be extremely old now, but my mind is as sharp as it ever was. My memory is also running at peak capacity, and I know exactly what things were like when I was a girl and the internet was a distant myth. Television had come to Australia, people everywhere were losing their marbles […]
No Bugs in the Kitchen!
GROSS. Gross, gross, disgusting. Only a week at the Club, having a great time and suddenly I wake up one morning to find my kitchen bench coated in ants AND bugs. Like, the bad kind, the little black and white ones. You know what I’m talking about, right? The saving grace of this situation was […]
Windows for the Club!
Well, the grand opening was awesome! I went back to the third floor that night feeling so welcomed, and I think Clarabella felt the same. She’s my Sable Persian, and she seemed to enjoy the company. Rodrigo (ginger tabby) didn’t seem to be interested in the festivities, but I’m sure he’ll come around. He just […]
Kitty-Friendly Windows!
I can’t believe my application for this place was actually accepted. When it came to the point of the form where I had to note down what cats I owned, I had to write…none. I’m allergic! Not incredibly so- I can be around them for a few minutes at a time, hours if I take […]
A trip to Lorne is on the cards
It’s really no secret that I love active-wear and going on holidays. All my friends know it…and I know it’s a bad habit, but it just makes everything so easy! I don’t have to think about what I want to wear when I wake up. Looking after the kids, going to the gym…having coffee. Okay, […]
It’s all about interior style
This week I am delving into the world of property staging. There are some alarming statistics out there of properties that have been ‘staged’ and the selling price shoots up. It seems mad because the buyers don’t actually get the furniture, they are simply paying more because the house looked nice on the day. There […]
Can you tell I’m running out of venue ideas?
There’s only so much you can do when running a service that exclusively caters to people getting home from parties. It’s a dangerous job in many ways, picking up people who’ve had a bit to drink and probably shouldn’t drive lest they either crash or lose their licenses. They can get a bit abusive, forgetting […]